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The Rapture Post Mortem

This is going to sound silly to many of you, but as the dust clears to reveal that nothing extraordinary has happened, I have a simple request of Kossaks who consider themselves religious and/or...

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Overnight News Digest: Science Saturday (Rapture? What Rapture? edition)

Welcome to Science Saturday, where the Overnight News Digest crew informs and entertains you with this week's news about science, space, and the environment.  In keeping with the theme of the past...

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It's effin' BORING in heaven.

It won't be any consolation to those who expected to go rocketing off into the bosom of Jesus yesterday for front-row seats to watch the rest of us die in fear and agony, but the way my evangelical...

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The End of The World

The world didn't end yesterday (unless the next world includes a bus from New York to Philadelphia equipped with the electrical outlets and wifi that enabled me to write this essay). Yes, I've been on...

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Post Rapture

Since only 20 million people would be Raptured, I was fairly confident I and my friends would continue our lives as if nothing happened. Still, just to be sure, we gathered for a potluck and Zombie...

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Should you believe the next prediction of Apocalypse?

I knew with absolutely 100% certainty that the world would not end at 6 PM last night. I did not have even the tiniest superstitious nagging doubt of some, as revealed in the jokes permeating the...

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Jesus Confirms World Ended Saturday

From The Desperate Blogger Appearing at a poolside press conference at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, Jesus Christ officially announced his return in anticipation of his long-awaited...

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Sovereign Citizens - A Nation Unto Themselves?

Returning guest Mark Potok from the Southern Poverty Law Center joined Equal Time this week to talk about the growth of the Sovereign Citizens movement. An off-shoot of the Posse Comitatus, they are...

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Harold Camping speaks, religion is a scam.

In the biggest media manipulation since Sarah Palin quit her day job so she could be of greater use to mankind, Harold Camping now states that he is “flabbergasted” that the world did not end on...

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Tim Pawlenty releases his campaign video

It is becoming increasingly difficult to spot the difference between campaign videos for Republican Primary candidates.

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The Future - transparency, sci fi, science and the immorality of "rapture"

H+ Magazine put me through a great big interview on transparency, accountability, surveillance and sousveillance. and our chances to keep a little privacy in the coming age of light. An example of the...

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Harold Camping Flunks Maths. Gays Probably To Blame

After spending all Saturday night embedded in a motel with naught but a slide rule and a bible; we now know what went wrong. Reporter "Well Harold it looks like we are all still here?" Harold Camping...

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On Wings & Prayers & Zombies

So there I lay, paralyzed from exhaustion in the wee hours of Sunday morning. The TV was stuck on the News for Dummies Network and the remote control was missing.  All I really wanted to do was shut...

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Pumpkin Patch Gospel

Yep.  This is another Rapture diary.  You are all probably tired of them by now.  But here's another one.  

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Rapture Friday! GOP Candidates Ready To Go!

A Christian radio group in California said it expects the R-A-P-T-U-R-E to occur before the end of the day Friday. Harold Camping's Family Radio International, which previously spent $100 million on...

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Oh My ******* God

As you may be aware DADT was repealed; so much so that now the gay military is ready to take over the world. DADT was the only law standing in the way of a nuclear armed gay community, what a slip up...

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OMG! Rev. Camping is SORRY! Rapture Prediction Was 'Incorrect And Sinful'

Halleluia! Shout it to the highest hills! A Minister says he's sorry for his predicitions! Jesus cancelled his big come back! Harold Camping Says May 21 Rapture Prediction Was 'Incorrect And Sinful'...

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Climate Letter: Do Rapturists Cheat At Solitaire?

It's part of my daily routine: plug "climate change news" into the Google bar and follow my nose until I find something that cries out for a 150-word response. I'm closing in on 1000 consecutive...

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A Liberal Conundrum

When I debate some of my otherwise liberal or progressive friends, and I put the question bluntly to them, "Should we just let Israel get wiped off the map?", there is often a moment of hesitation,...

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Anticipating Apocalypse on the Road to Damascus: Dominionists in US Military...

A trivia question (that’s not so trivial): How many U.S. military senior ranking officers and non-commissioned officers (NCOs), thrilled to unbridled giddiness with the prospect of America’s...

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The Rapture - Some Real Scary $h*t

Followers of the Church of the Holy Shitters concern themselves with how humans relate to the planet. Through our practice of the Sacrament of Holy Shitting we are constantly reminded of the Eat/Shit...

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An incomplete list of end of the world predictions

I just found out today that there is a prediction for the rapture/end times/whatever by the end of this October, which would be by midnight tonight, which would at least find many people going to...

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Dammit, Obama, you're doing nothing to bring about the Rapture

On behalf of the right-wing Christian population of the US of A, I would like to express the collective Christian outrage at Obama's failure to take any number of opportunities to bring about a...

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Guns 'n Rapture

Dispensensationalism.John Hagee is awesomely porky. Imagine a 5 foot by 5 foot by 5 foot cube with a 1x1x1 foot cube placed squarely in the middle of the top plane, the total configuration weighing in...

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The coming Rapture (according to Michele Bachmann)? Thanks Obama.

I'm gonna keep this one short.  Because there really isn't much to say other than Michele Bachmann is insane.Huff Post, baby.

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Michele's Rapture: We Like it Too

It was brilliant the way the President responded to Michele Bachmann's "threat" that this President was going to bring about the "end of days."Of course by now we know the story. Bachmann, in a radio...

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Backlash, Bullies, and Victory Blindness

The fight for equality cannot stop while scapegoating continues.On behalf of my friend Dorothy Gale, I wish to apologize for gay tornados.Lately, "the gays" have been blamed for a long list of ills,...

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Jesus is why we can't have nice things

In 1844, followers of William Miller, known as Millerites, were convinced by him that Jesus was due to return in October, specifically October 22, 1844. (There were earlier dates which were explained...

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American Family Association called the Supreme Court Marriage Decision a...

As reported by Right Wing Watch, American Family Association Tim Wildmon called the Supreme Court decision on Marriage Equality a spiritual 9/11. Follow below the fold for more.

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End of the World Prophet$ Exposed

End of the World Prophet$ Exposed: Why Even Bible Believers Should Question the False Predictions of an Apocalypse Now~by Rev. Dr. Lance MooreWith catastrophes, holocaust, wars, earthquakes, famines,...

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The Rapture, Iran, and How Bibi and Congress Created the False-Context for...

REVISED, 8/11/15 9:45 AM, ET:Jews often find themselves in an untenable position:  If we take a position against the official position of the State of Israel, we run the risk of being called...

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Bakker and Cahn: ‘God’ will Judge us for Rebuilding at Ground Zero

Right Wing Watch reports.“Something is happening,” Bakker said, “too many prophesies are coming together, too many warnings, too many signs in the heavens, too many dates, too much altogether. Have you...

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Right-Wing Rapture: Gays Not Welcome

Recently, my Facebook page had someone – a dear relative of mine – tag me for a certain video about the end time. The video – of course – talked about President Obama and also Pope Francis, and not in...

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Why Conservative positions are perfectly logical.

Climate change deniers, Right to Life protesters, Gays in the Military Homophobes, Muslim haters; all of these positions don’t make sense to liberals, whom Karl Rove called "the reality-based...

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Will You All PLEASE Just Hurry Up And Get Raptured Already?!?!

Seriously.  I am not kidding.  We won’t miss you whack-jobs.This Transgender Tarheel™ has finally had enough!  I made the comment about these people to please just hurry up and get raptured already...

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Left behind—what the Bible can tell us about Trump

As a four-year-old Baptist, I was old enough to know about the rapture, in which Jesus returns to sweep up all believers—living and dead—to meet him in the sky. Nonbelievers would be left behind. One...

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Donald Trump, Cult Leader

Donald Trump's unexpected presidential win is best understood as a pseudo-religious event.  Trump voters saw November 8th as their last chance to "save" America.  Out of desperation they joined the...

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What Will Trump Blow Up Next?

It's clear Putin's Puppet already blew up Democracy with help from Russia, so what's next? Will it be the Middle East, NATO, Eastern Europe, Healthcare, Mexico, China, the U.S. Economy, any U.S....

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Bannon Now De-Facto Holder of Nuclear Codes

 Simple flow chart, if/then scenario: Who is Trump going to listen to in a crisis? Woulda said the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the NSA, but he showed his hand with his reorganization gambit. The guy in...

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Rapture

In case y’all didn’t hear, this Saturday is the day of the great Rapture. I know it sounds crazy, but it’s true. I read it on the internets. www.slate.com/…  I did some calculations of my own and I’m...

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The Dupe-nik and Stupe-nik Conumdrum Schtik !

Agent Stupe-nik clinked his glass of vodka against Agent Dupe-nik‘s.  “Well, what havoc does the Godfather of Mother Russia, Putin, want us to wreak today upon the ignorant American masses ?”“I tell...

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Bring on the Rapture

Well, here we are again, another day another impending rapture (scheduled for April 23—so hold the date in your calendar). This particular prediction isn’t as widespread as the prediction by Harold...

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Pastor John Hagee defends Trump’s Jerusalem Policy

“Thanks to President Trump, the rapture has been moved forward to 32 days from today!” Hagee declared. Reverend Hagee revealed that, according to conversations he claimed to have had with God today at...

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Trump’s new initiative for women in the military and other news.

1.Chief of Staff John Kelly revealed the new Trump’s initiative “Make our Female Warriors Win!” part of the President’s vision to make winners of women serving in the military. They will be allowed to...

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"They love him like he is the second coming of God"

You didn’t know how deep the rabbit hole really is did you?  We now have Trump proclaiming that the people of Israel view him as the king of the Jews.x....like he’s the King of Israel. They love...

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Get the crazed mass-death cult away from the manipulable narcissistic dotard...

I support religious freedom.  If you want to believe that there’s an omnipotent omniscient guy in the sky you can pray to, or that you’ll have 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven if you live a good...

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Does Trump Realise That Giving Pompeo/Pence/Evangelicals Their 'Rapture'...

It just all came together this morning.  Apologies in advance if this comes out a bit disjointed (and certainly rushed) but I hadn’t seen this possibility really addressed and wanted to get the germ of...

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Lockdown Music: Blondie Rapture; Heart Of Glass Enjoy

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The American Cargo Cult Uprising, 2016-2021, and the Toxic Zombie Virus

One of the most heartbreaking experiences I have ever had was watching the January 6th, 2021 “stop the steal” attack on Congress:Watching the sacred halls of Congress desecrated with Confederate and...

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The World Ends This Week

Just when you thought Cheeto Mussolini was going to get boinked, the damned world ends. Getting through hump day is going to suck, especially for all the Christofascists who will remain conspicuously...

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