The Rapture Post Mortem
This is going to sound silly to many of you, but as the dust clears to reveal that nothing extraordinary has happened, I have a simple request of Kossaks who consider themselves religious and/or...
View ArticleOvernight News Digest: Science Saturday (Rapture? What Rapture? edition)
Welcome to Science Saturday, where the Overnight News Digest crew informs and entertains you with this week's news about science, space, and the environment. In keeping with the theme of the past...
View ArticleIt's effin' BORING in heaven.
It won't be any consolation to those who expected to go rocketing off into the bosom of Jesus yesterday for front-row seats to watch the rest of us die in fear and agony, but the way my evangelical...
View ArticleThe End of The World
The world didn't end yesterday (unless the next world includes a bus from New York to Philadelphia equipped with the electrical outlets and wifi that enabled me to write this essay). Yes, I've been on...
View ArticlePost Rapture
Since only 20 million people would be Raptured, I was fairly confident I and my friends would continue our lives as if nothing happened. Still, just to be sure, we gathered for a potluck and Zombie...
View ArticleShould you believe the next prediction of Apocalypse?
I knew with absolutely 100% certainty that the world would not end at 6 PM last night. I did not have even the tiniest superstitious nagging doubt of some, as revealed in the jokes permeating the...
View ArticleJesus Confirms World Ended Saturday
From The Desperate Blogger Appearing at a poolside press conference at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, Jesus Christ officially announced his return in anticipation of his long-awaited...
View ArticleSovereign Citizens - A Nation Unto Themselves?
Returning guest Mark Potok from the Southern Poverty Law Center joined Equal Time this week to talk about the growth of the Sovereign Citizens movement. An off-shoot of the Posse Comitatus, they are...
View ArticleHarold Camping speaks, religion is a scam.
In the biggest media manipulation since Sarah Palin quit her day job so she could be of greater use to mankind, Harold Camping now states that he is “flabbergasted” that the world did not end on...
View ArticleTim Pawlenty releases his campaign video
It is becoming increasingly difficult to spot the difference between campaign videos for Republican Primary candidates.
View ArticleThe Future - transparency, sci fi, science and the immorality of "rapture"
H+ Magazine put me through a great big interview on transparency, accountability, surveillance and sousveillance. and our chances to keep a little privacy in the coming age of light. An example of the...
View ArticleHarold Camping Flunks Maths. Gays Probably To Blame
After spending all Saturday night embedded in a motel with naught but a slide rule and a bible; we now know what went wrong. Reporter "Well Harold it looks like we are all still here?" Harold Camping...
View ArticleOn Wings & Prayers & Zombies
So there I lay, paralyzed from exhaustion in the wee hours of Sunday morning. The TV was stuck on the News for Dummies Network and the remote control was missing. All I really wanted to do was shut...
View ArticlePumpkin Patch Gospel
Yep. This is another Rapture diary. You are all probably tired of them by now. But here's another one.
View ArticleRapture Friday! GOP Candidates Ready To Go!
A Christian radio group in California said it expects the R-A-P-T-U-R-E to occur before the end of the day Friday. Harold Camping's Family Radio International, which previously spent $100 million on...
View ArticleOh My ******* God
As you may be aware DADT was repealed; so much so that now the gay military is ready to take over the world. DADT was the only law standing in the way of a nuclear armed gay community, what a slip up...
View ArticleOMG! Rev. Camping is SORRY! Rapture Prediction Was 'Incorrect And Sinful'
Halleluia! Shout it to the highest hills! A Minister says he's sorry for his predicitions! Jesus cancelled his big come back! Harold Camping Says May 21 Rapture Prediction Was 'Incorrect And Sinful'...
View ArticleClimate Letter: Do Rapturists Cheat At Solitaire?
It's part of my daily routine: plug "climate change news" into the Google bar and follow my nose until I find something that cries out for a 150-word response. I'm closing in on 1000 consecutive...
View ArticleA Liberal Conundrum
When I debate some of my otherwise liberal or progressive friends, and I put the question bluntly to them, "Should we just let Israel get wiped off the map?", there is often a moment of hesitation,...
View ArticleAnticipating Apocalypse on the Road to Damascus: Dominionists in US Military...
A trivia question (that’s not so trivial): How many U.S. military senior ranking officers and non-commissioned officers (NCOs), thrilled to unbridled giddiness with the prospect of America’s...
View ArticleThe Rapture - Some Real Scary $h*t
Followers of the Church of the Holy Shitters concern themselves with how humans relate to the planet. Through our practice of the Sacrament of Holy Shitting we are constantly reminded of the Eat/Shit...
View ArticleAn incomplete list of end of the world predictions
I just found out today that there is a prediction for the rapture/end times/whatever by the end of this October, which would be by midnight tonight, which would at least find many people going to...
View ArticleDammit, Obama, you're doing nothing to bring about the Rapture
On behalf of the right-wing Christian population of the US of A, I would like to express the collective Christian outrage at Obama's failure to take any number of opportunities to bring about a...
View ArticleGuns 'n Rapture
Dispensensationalism.John Hagee is awesomely porky. Imagine a 5 foot by 5 foot by 5 foot cube with a 1x1x1 foot cube placed squarely in the middle of the top plane, the total configuration weighing in...
View ArticleThe coming Rapture (according to Michele Bachmann)? Thanks Obama.
I'm gonna keep this one short. Because there really isn't much to say other than Michele Bachmann is insane.Huff Post, baby.
View ArticleMichele's Rapture: We Like it Too
It was brilliant the way the President responded to Michele Bachmann's "threat" that this President was going to bring about the "end of days."Of course by now we know the story. Bachmann, in a radio...
View ArticleBacklash, Bullies, and Victory Blindness
The fight for equality cannot stop while scapegoating continues.On behalf of my friend Dorothy Gale, I wish to apologize for gay tornados.Lately, "the gays" have been blamed for a long list of ills,...
View ArticleJesus is why we can't have nice things
In 1844, followers of William Miller, known as Millerites, were convinced by him that Jesus was due to return in October, specifically October 22, 1844. (There were earlier dates which were explained...
View ArticleAmerican Family Association called the Supreme Court Marriage Decision a...
As reported by Right Wing Watch, American Family Association Tim Wildmon called the Supreme Court decision on Marriage Equality a spiritual 9/11. Follow below the fold for more.
View ArticleEnd of the World Prophet$ Exposed
End of the World Prophet$ Exposed: Why Even Bible Believers Should Question the False Predictions of an Apocalypse Now~by Rev. Dr. Lance MooreWith catastrophes, holocaust, wars, earthquakes, famines,...
View ArticleThe Rapture, Iran, and How Bibi and Congress Created the False-Context for...
REVISED, 8/11/15 9:45 AM, ET:Jews often find themselves in an untenable position: If we take a position against the official position of the State of Israel, we run the risk of being called...
View ArticleBakker and Cahn: ‘God’ will Judge us for Rebuilding at Ground Zero
Right Wing Watch reports.“Something is happening,” Bakker said, “too many prophesies are coming together, too many warnings, too many signs in the heavens, too many dates, too much altogether. Have you...
View ArticleRight-Wing Rapture: Gays Not Welcome
Recently, my Facebook page had someone – a dear relative of mine – tag me for a certain video about the end time. The video – of course – talked about President Obama and also Pope Francis, and not in...
View ArticleWhy Conservative positions are perfectly logical.
Climate change deniers, Right to Life protesters, Gays in the Military Homophobes, Muslim haters; all of these positions don’t make sense to liberals, whom Karl Rove called "the reality-based...
View ArticleWill You All PLEASE Just Hurry Up And Get Raptured Already?!?!
Seriously. I am not kidding. We won’t miss you whack-jobs.This Transgender Tarheel™ has finally had enough! I made the comment about these people to please just hurry up and get raptured already...
View ArticleLeft behind—what the Bible can tell us about Trump
As a four-year-old Baptist, I was old enough to know about the rapture, in which Jesus returns to sweep up all believers—living and dead—to meet him in the sky. Nonbelievers would be left behind. One...
View ArticleDonald Trump, Cult Leader
Donald Trump's unexpected presidential win is best understood as a pseudo-religious event. Trump voters saw November 8th as their last chance to "save" America. Out of desperation they joined the...
View ArticleWhat Will Trump Blow Up Next?
It's clear Putin's Puppet already blew up Democracy with help from Russia, so what's next? Will it be the Middle East, NATO, Eastern Europe, Healthcare, Mexico, China, the U.S. Economy, any U.S....
View ArticleBannon Now De-Facto Holder of Nuclear Codes
Simple flow chart, if/then scenario: Who is Trump going to listen to in a crisis? Woulda said the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the NSA, but he showed his hand with his reorganization gambit. The guy in...
View ArticleRapture
In case y’all didn’t hear, this Saturday is the day of the great Rapture. I know it sounds crazy, but it’s true. I read it on the internets. www.slate.com/… I did some calculations of my own and I’m...
View ArticleThe Dupe-nik and Stupe-nik Conumdrum Schtik !
Agent Stupe-nik clinked his glass of vodka against Agent Dupe-nik‘s. “Well, what havoc does the Godfather of Mother Russia, Putin, want us to wreak today upon the ignorant American masses ?”“I tell...
View ArticleBring on the Rapture
Well, here we are again, another day another impending rapture (scheduled for April 23—so hold the date in your calendar). This particular prediction isn’t as widespread as the prediction by Harold...
View ArticlePastor John Hagee defends Trump’s Jerusalem Policy
“Thanks to President Trump, the rapture has been moved forward to 32 days from today!” Hagee declared. Reverend Hagee revealed that, according to conversations he claimed to have had with God today at...
View ArticleTrump’s new initiative for women in the military and other news.
1.Chief of Staff John Kelly revealed the new Trump’s initiative “Make our Female Warriors Win!” part of the President’s vision to make winners of women serving in the military. They will be allowed to...
View Article"They love him like he is the second coming of God"
You didn’t know how deep the rabbit hole really is did you? We now have Trump proclaiming that the people of Israel view him as the king of the Jews.x....like heâÂÂs the King of Israel. They love...
View ArticleGet the crazed mass-death cult away from the manipulable narcissistic dotard...
I support religious freedom. If you want to believe that there’s an omnipotent omniscient guy in the sky you can pray to, or that you’ll have 72 virgins waiting for you in heaven if you live a good...
View ArticleDoes Trump Realise That Giving Pompeo/Pence/Evangelicals Their 'Rapture'...
It just all came together this morning. Apologies in advance if this comes out a bit disjointed (and certainly rushed) but I hadn’t seen this possibility really addressed and wanted to get the germ of...
View ArticleThe American Cargo Cult Uprising, 2016-2021, and the Toxic Zombie Virus
One of the most heartbreaking experiences I have ever had was watching the January 6th, 2021 “stop the steal” attack on Congress:Watching the sacred halls of Congress desecrated with Confederate and...
View ArticleThe World Ends This Week
Just when you thought Cheeto Mussolini was going to get boinked, the damned world ends. Getting through hump day is going to suck, especially for all the Christofascists who will remain conspicuously...
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